Coronavirus

[mn4nu]

Dave, remember, it's a hoax. 

[Timinator]

A box invented by China and Iran

[mn4nu]

A box invented by China and Iran

...and Obama.

[Sssith]

Well...I am an official work from home type of guy.  All non-essential office works are to work from home this next week and I imagine until otherwise told.

[Pixie]

I work in semi-retail. I'm just resigned to getting it at some point.

[syn]

Ted Cruz becomes the first member of Congress to announce he will self-quarantine after interaction with individual from CPAC who tested positive for Covid-19. He will be in Texas for the next two weeks.

i am a terrible person for laughing out loud at this.

[mn4nu]

Ted Cruz becomes the first member of Congress to announce he will self-quarantine after interaction with individual from CPAC who tested positive for Covid-19. He will be in Texas for the next two weeks.

i am a terrible person for laughing out loud at this.

No you're not.  I am sure that some people hope Cruz succumbs to it.  That would make you only semi-terrible.  That Rep from Arizona, Gosar, a huge Trumper, is self-quarantining too. 

[Pixie]

Ted Cruz becomes the first member of Congress to announce he will self-quarantine after interaction with individual from CPAC who tested positive for Covid-19. He will be in Texas for the next two weeks.

i am a terrible person for laughing out loud at this.

No you're not.  I am sure that some people hope Cruz succumbs to it.  That would make you only semi-terrible.  That Rep from Arizona, Gosar, a huge Trumper, is self-quarantining too. 

Yes, not long after he tweeted how it was 100% a democrat conspiracy...

[Darkness]

The reaction to Covid 19 here in the UK is both pathetic and hilarious.

What are people intending to do with all the hand sanitiser they are buying? Load it into a super soaker and fire it at other people to pre-clean them?

[syn]

Tito's Handmade Vodka does not want you to use it to make homemade hand sanitizer

[syn]

welp, that was a helluva speech. stay tuned for the market crash tomorrow. 

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[Pixie]

Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson tested positive in Australia.

[Pixie]

Also, that image is confusing. The NBA cancelled the whole rest of the season. Of course the Knicks won't play in the playoffs...

[syn]

sorry. didn't know the NBA had suspended the season when i posted that.

[Timinator]

So i'm reading that the CDC made some shitty tests that didn't really work while the rest of the world followed WHO advice.  Sounding scary in Italy and mainly affected those in their later years.   We have a few people at work in their 60s and at least one 70s.  I have a cold and lucky I can work at home.