Instead of just picking up and trashing rares, or ignoring them. Orbert actually looks at the names, and takes screenshots of the funny sounding ones.
Would you rather be touched, strangled, fisted or smashed?
Also he found "the end" of diablo3 once, it sounded funny at the time.
It started with Touch Mine, and my D3 character who found it just happened to be inspired by the girl who possessed the first breasts I ever touched, and I'd even mentioned it recently here on GO for some reason. I don't remember why, other than it was an excuse to talk about breasts and remember them fondly (or remember fondling them, as it turns out). I just thought it was funny seeing this picture of the girl who reminds me of the girl, and saying Touch Mine.
When another character found Fist Mine, I thought "Well that's a different approach" but sensed a theme forming. Smash Mine and Strangle Mine were found only days apart and again fit the theme, which seemed to be getting more violent. Then I actually found The End of Diablo 3. Turns out it wasn't really The End but just another crap rare. But it seemed to work as an indicator that the theme had run its natural course. I'm not really into sex and violence, just sex. And breasts in general.
It kinda made more sense if you'd watched it evolve over time, but yeah it's pretty weird. I actually forgot I'd done it and went back to my default forum sig, but Sam requested it, and I went "Oh yeah" and brought it back.
